The Perry-Roubaix is an off-pavement bicycle tour from Lake McMurtry, outside of Stillwater Oklahoma to the small town of Perry Oklahoma. The Perry-Roubaix course has been carefully composed of the finest dirt roads that the countryside has to offer, and artfully capped at 69 miles, because we think that shit is funny.
Most of the cycling related events throughout the country center on competition, and The Perry-Roubaix is no different. Entrants will be judged arbitrarily and without mercy, on costume choice, party fouls committed, how elaborate their picnic lunch is, and anything else that the super-secret judges deem fit.
The Perry-Roubaix IS NOT A RACE. In fact, the person who finishes the course first will be penalized an undetermined number of points and forced to chug a lukewarm bottle of Miller High Life (the Champagne of Beers) at the finish line.